MAGA Alpha Males' Worst Napmare and Nightmare

3:1. Will take the 1 every time.

Brett “Where’s My Rubber Ducky” would've drowned if it hadn’t been for Senator Lee’s lifeline

Southern Gentleman Jefferson “Jeff” Beauregard Sessions III trying to pull one in front of The Help. He didn’t get a happy ending.

Alex, will take People Who Chit or Go Blind for $5000.

Morale of the story: nevah evah attempt to dick measure in front of a WOC.

Note: Former VP Pence Pence watches these three videos over and over yet hasn’t watched his debate video once. Mother has, though.